Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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