sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it's like iHOP with fire
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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