Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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