Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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