my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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