The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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