don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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