If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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