Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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