And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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