i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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