PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
