I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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