i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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