i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The air was thick with penises
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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