we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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