just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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