I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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