hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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