She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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