I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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