my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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