so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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