I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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