Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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