belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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