dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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