bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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