Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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