i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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