It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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