He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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