Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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