i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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