Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
His nipple licking is glorious
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