Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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