we have officially mastered the walk of shame
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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