i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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