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If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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