I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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