i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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