East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Farmville is her only friend.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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