is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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