The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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