Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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