just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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