do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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