your parents love me but you hate me
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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