If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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