It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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