Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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