so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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