I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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