And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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