So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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